Tonight, my boyfriend wants me to cook lobster.

Do you want to know what I thought?  Lobster sucks!  I know… I say a lot of stuff sucks but lobster truly does suck.  It eats trash on the bottom of the ocean and also tastes like trash.  But, my boyfriend wants it, so here goes.

 (I didn’t use to this and that’s probably why I am divorced now!) 

 Anyway, so where to go?  The Internet of course.  I found an article entitled entitled What Is The Best Way To Cook Lobster Tail. So, I read it, followed the instructions, and am now making it.

It smells of SH*T.  I am not going to eat it.  I’ll fake it.

Later on:  My boyfriend loved it.

I guess I am doing some things right.